Kat Wade/ChronicleBeth Spotswood is undercover for GavinI and you won't believe it for sure, but there is a complete website dedicated to the rain for my boyfriend's Spice Girls parade.I know.I know.I don't understand either.Gavinwatch.Com claims: it's hard to see the real Gavin Newson.We shine an unscripted lamp on the carefully choreographed and decorated Newson government.How did he vote?What does he support?What does his people do on his behalf?Let me see if I can use some answers to enlighten the mysterious and anonymous Gavin observer.How did he vote?Who cares?What does he support?I don’t know.Hobos?Bar tabs?Saks men's clothing store on Fifth Avenue?Beats me.What does his people do on his behalf?I think I hooked him up with a tail.I tried to contact them to provide my services.Who are these people?What is the hatred of Gavin?I have to figure it out.So I dragged my Gavin.I enjoyed going to their press conference last week and asking real questions like, "What's your problem?"Do you have a better drink specials than Gavin's party ?"?"I came here and found a group of progressive people in masked jerseys standing there drinking cheap beer and excitedly talking about how interesting it is to recycle beer.It's like a reaction to who is whoContingent of Newson;Guy from chicken set gavinsucks media whore.Who doesn't understand my jokes, I'm stuck in a bar full of people who aren't interested in Italian designer men's clothing.In other words, I'm in hell.All of a sudden, I saw a beautiful figure standing under a tree, sending out the integrity of the news.Yep, folks.I'm talking about ABC's own Dan "bringing Noyes in ".Like depression.The brothers and sisters of the times were separated by evil social workers, and then reunited through an unsolved part of the mystery, and Dan and I instantly produced a chemical reaction.After all, this is a person who gets "applause" from Gavin, who is very hot.I found someone with a SFist in front of the name in the back yard and didn't find one.What gives?I was shocked that SFist did not cooperate.Hold the party, not to mention the show.After all, isn't SFist the most popular?Write bloggers for Gavin's core circle to vent their frustration?You will think they will be covering the incident, as Eric Jaye can comment on "sillystreaksf" anonymously."All of a sudden, I found myself chatting with a 12-year-old super active kid, jumping on pop rock or something like that, and he's called beyondown writing, there is no interest in talking about Gavin's sex life.In fact, he was not interested in talking to me about anything.Obviously, I'm not famous enough.He abandoned me to chase Dan Noyes, and to be honest, who can blame him?I saw Luke Thomas, who in real life looked almost as much like MacGyver as he did in head shots.I asked Gavin when the observers will show up so I can ask me some pressing questions why they hate my boyfriend, why don't they all live, cut and eat in Nopa like everyone else.I mean, the board, the Tramp, the bus ...... Boring!But Luke was too busy because he was David rachappel and asked me to take a picture of Beth's photo that he was improvising, to help me answer my core question on behalf of Gavin's girlfriend I mean rehabilitation and basic cable.) I turned to h.Brown, the crazy old man who most San Francisco people know to eat burritos and keep screaming.Of all the people hereWill Yahoo put together this praise for Gavin Christopher's mistake?.Sadly, at such a late hour, the only thing I can do from h.In addition to what the legal weed pass looks like, h.stands for.I never told you.My last resort was to tear off the head of a chicken and ask for some answers.Maybe a formal handwritten apology letter to Gavin?But then I imagined myself being attacked by a group of hipsters with a strong physical smell, and Mooney and I thought about it again.It won't be my super sweet sixteen-At the esque entrance of Gavinwatch, the mayor has no mission dive bar.Only me, as I stand in the middle of El Rio's back patio, staring at a wall that's always fascinated by the greatest --End the glorious montage Gavin has seen in my life.I have seen a lot.Hey.Maybe these Gavinwatch monsters are on my side after all ...... Beth Spotswood described himself as "29-year-Dorothy in Golden Boy.She used her free time to pretend she wasn't staring at a madman screaming on the San Francisco sidewalk.Beth was originally from Marin and now lives on the mission and doesn't understand why people like burritos so much.Find Beth here at noon every Wednesday and I'll turn you over."The point of view expressed is absurd and never reflects anything of value.