For someone who is as feminist as I am, you would think that I now know that before I say or do anything that would get me out of the deadlock with millions of sisters around the world, the Center for feminism should be consulted first.Everyone knows, after allEspecially those who criticize "feminists" on airlines or opinion pages --We think and act exactly the same way.I know it's hard to believe.But feminists are a dog, an iron-clad giant, organized to a micro level, and even surprised rush Limburg.That's why it makes us so powerful and scary, and explains why women dominate the CEO positions of Congress and Fortune 500 companies.When you become an official feministIn an ancient ceremony that requires burning bras, promise to give up lipstick, scrape clean legs, and have sex with men --You will also receive tolls.Free 800 number for women's rights center.So you will never doubt what to say and do to be one of the feminists.If only I remember calling before the Women's World Cup final.Then I don't have to learn through a joint opinion columnist.Who heard it in the Internet TV magazine?I'm so out of tune.According to Bonnie Erbe, he did not cite any of the known or unknown feministsThe so-called "baby factor" may be the reason why some people have become fans of the US championship.S.team -and that maybe-In fact, feminists."Now, I don't pretend to speak for feminists, and I 've never accepted that statement or any other way myself..." wrote Erbe."But that doesn't prevent me from giving them advice.(Thank God.I value those unsolicited suggestions that come from people who know little about the subject.) "If the perfect physique of team members such as Mia Hamm, Brandi Chastan and Lori fair is part of the appeal, let Feminists praise beautiful women nowContinuing her speech, Erbe said: "If beauty and sexiness are just two of the many reasons why people watch the women's movement, women should therefore be grateful for it, not resentful...So should feminists put down, abandon or despise the baby factor?No.They should applaud, support and promote it for its value."God bless Gloria, Betty, Jeman, Susan and Naomi.You can't imagine my embarrassment.There I was -The United States is still very high.S.China has opened clinics in teamwork, individual motor ability, heart, internal organs and human wonders --I should feel resentful.Instead of thanking Brianna Scurry for showing up-Excited like an amazing crazy woman after the game-winning save -As an "official feminist", I should put myself down and improve myself.Instead of clapping, supporting, promoting and praising the undeniable prosperity of women in ChastainRip off her shirt and let us see her gorgeous black sports bra for tens of millions of peopleToned arms and glowing skinMy women should be despised for emancipating their minds.How do I stay away from feminism?It is entirely possible that I have missed Patricia Ireland, Gloria strenham, or Naomi Wolfe's stern comments on how the baby factor can taint America's happiness foreverS.Women's football World Cup victory.(I don't see the same TV show as Erbe.) But I did not make any comments.What's worse, I haven't met other feminists since the big game, who know we should be offended, resentful, scorned, etc.Every feminist I know is still excited, proud and satisfied by knowing the work of title 9.Unfortunately, there seems to be more and more such things.My feminist friend and I have to read or hear-Usually from people like Rush, George Will, or Katie roiphones --What should we think?If this continues, the 800 numbers will be cut off. we can only blame ourselves.<