I wish I was wearing a black sports bra.This strange Brady Chastan.When I stutter, I hope to bounce back in my brainMoving towards football ready for a free throw position in front of the net-net goal.I wish I had a pony.tail.I hope my legs look strong in shorts.My instep stretched out the Dalmatian sphere towards the top left corner.It slipped past the fingertips of Nancy McGovern, secretary of the Golden Gate Women's Football League (GGWSL."Goooaaaallll!" I exult."I AM BRANDI!!"I knelt down and pretended to be the rapture of the defensive MS.Chastan played a victory in the US Women's World Cup 5 matchConquer China."I will be on 'David Letterman!" I weep.Millions of eyes are super charmingglued to ABC-In the TV program on the afternoon of July, women's football "lead" entered a beautiful era.New fans like me are now flocking to green fields to watch Fast Girls push, Rush and score."We have been here for 20 years," Nancy told me ."."But there were only 12 teams in 1986.Now there are 48 teams in eight different departments.-Over the past 18 months, we have added 10 teams and we will open a new department for women over the age of 40.GGWSL offers two seasons: September-December-June.In addition, there are other local leagues: Palo Alto, the Marin Football League, the Menlo Atherton Women's League (MAWS) have a difficult "X" league and the Silicon Valley Women's Football League."Women's football in the Bay Area is very popular," Nancy said .""It's also big in Sacramento, Hawaii, Texas, Arizona..."Nancy, a native, is a fast and strong midfielder.She will miss the 1st Division Rangers this year, but when she is in San Francisco, she plays Julie Fodi (Stanford) and Brandi Chastan (Santa Clara)What kind of person is Brady?"I want dirt."Even so, abs is great?Did she swear?Is Brady a bully?" "She was ...Nancy replied, "very professional.We chatted and hung out on the beach cottage football field in Golden Gate Park, where the GGWSL skirmishes today.In front of us, a fierce game is going on.-The perennial champion Scots are fighting against Concord's rivals."Huge ankles," I noticed, as women were passing.Nancy corrected me."Under the knee pads, they are a must.Suddenly, a Scottish Red Man-Keady Phelan --Gently kick on the goalkeeper's arm...Nancy nodded approvingly."She interrupted the breeder."Unable to decipher slang, I snorted with enthusiasm" well "," Hey, teach me the title ?"?" I beg.Nancy threw a football at my skull with enthusiasm.She directed me to slam it with my forehead.It looks crazy, like hitting a nail with your nose."Enough!"I quit and avoided the fourth throw."I'm going to have a concussion!How did you endure the pain?When she replied, "No other sport can give me the same feeling ---I ran as hard and fast as I could, fell down, got up, and I was fascinated all the time.Besides, I made many friends here.-We work together.There is a sense of intimacy and friendship."The goodwill between the players here is obvious ---Happy women feel significantly different from the violent atmosphere that often occurs in male sports events."There is no yellow card yet!"I was surprised when we continued to play the audience.Where is the foul?The hot-heads?The guys who fake the fall?Nancy shrugged and said: "The nature of the women's football match is different .""Only a few players will lose their temper and you won't see too many performances.Women try not to cheat like men."After the Scots easily defeated Concord town, Nancy and I went to the battlefield."Please let me be Brandi again, pleyasi?"I begged her.Nancy squatted on the internet happily.When I released my penalty, I'm sure she 'd skip it on purpose."No, I didn't!" she argues."Good shot!Really!"I thank her very much ---wow!?Am I talented or what?!Watch out for the World Cup!The "Bailey" hyena came with his happy, evil feet!For information on how to join the Golden Gate women's league, please call (650) 756-5930.Hank Haina teaches "subversive humor" at the New College and "comedy monologue" at the University of California, Berkeley ".He is also a frequent visitor to the salon.